1

“On Halloween, I saw a stripper dressed up as Patrick (inflatable suit version) grinding on a pole…”

2

“Stripper went all around the stage, getting on all fours right in front of a small group and giving them a flashlight. She then spread her cheeks and wanted the guys to aim the flashlight and peer inside her. It was so weird.”

3

“The girls dragged my buddy onto the stage and sat him on a chair. The biggest girl there slammed her ass down on him so hard his false tooth popped out, and they had to turn on the lights, and everyone was looking for it.

They gave him two free shots, one to say sorry and the other to put the tooth in to disinfect it.”

4

“A stripper asked me if I wanted to see a trick. I said ‘sure,’ and she proceeded to do a handstand on my knees and booty bounce my face. Pretty sure I got whiplash that night.”

“I saw a guy get kicked in the face with a stripper’s shoe as she tried to climb the pole he was sitting with his back to.Lots of blood, possibly broken. Stag party, so that was probably fun to explain.”

5

“An old guy who was a regular would give big tips just to sniff a dancer’s ass.”

6

“No joke, they had an Arby’s upstairs. It was beautiful.”

7

“Stripper asked me if I had a problem with feet, and I honestly replied ‘no’ before fully thinking it through. Next thing I know, she’s using her feet to remove my glasses and place them on her own face. Then she takes them off and puts them back on me, again using only her feet. She was very polite, and I’m sure someone would have paid big bucks for such an opportunity, but it was mostly just surprising to me.”

8

“A girl in NO took out her nipple piercings, replaced them with matches, lit the matches and had one of the guys in our group blow them out.

Holly Tamale I won’t forget you lmao…”

9

“Went with a few guy friends of mine one night and while they were at the bar, one of the dancers came and had a seat on my lap and started doing the flirty things, like twirling my hair with her arm around her shoulder, all while whispering to me that her ex boyfriend was there and he had been using drugs and was threatening to kill her.

I texted one of my friends at the bar and told him to tell the bouncer while I kept her cool. He was thrown out and arrested. She stayed and talked with us and showed her gratitude for our help. I still hang out with her from time to time.”

10

“Not so much the dancers, but the female bartender served a shot called “the dirty O ” it was the bar rail run off that she stirred with her finger, after fingering herself…”

11

“Drunk guy kept trying to get on stage at the local strip club, the owner was there and was an MMA fighter, he may have overlooked his strength vs the drunk dum dum.

Grabbed him by the collar and threw him off the stage guy cracked his head on the floor, little pool of blood. They brought him back to the back, fixed him up with a couple lap dances for free (must of).

Because he came out of the back with a smile on his face. I thought he was dead, so that’s good, he was not. Good indeed.“

12

“Once in Canada, back when we could ‘hop the pond’ at 18 and go drinking, we went to Toronto(I think), and it was this strip club with a huge volcano on the stage, and this girl got forced out on the stage, and she just cried.

It was very uncomfortable, and we left.”

13

“Thailand + ping pong balls flying from vaginas.”