Porn Is Lying! (15 GIFS)
2 Dec 2021
"Fancy sex positions are not as fun as they look"
"That my Spanish teacher will sit on my face."
"I guess you mean “Ella se sentara en tu cara “"
"That sex isn’t tiring. After 20 minutes it’s like a ran a marathon, take a a quick water break then back to the race."
"That’s why you should always bring a sandwich and some water."
"How quickly you can get a repair man to come round"
"That there could be sharks in the bathtub"
"That everyone can afford spacious homes"
"It’s not just porn spreading that lie."
"That there’s horny milfs in my area waiting to fuck. I just got scammed'
"Switching between 5 different positions in the span of 5 minutes isn’t that common and usually ruins the flow"
"That you need to rub the clit like you are trying to start an old chainsaw."
"As somebody who was a lifeguard, a pizza delivery guy, a rock climbing instructor, a pool technician, and currently in cannabis manufacturing… I have to say… not one single time did any customer ever invite me for any sexy action…
Never taking career advice from porn ever again!"
"The best job in the world is Pizza delivery guy."
"You tap your dick on her pussy to prepare it."
"It’s a quick sound check"
"When I first hooked up with my future wife, I smacked her tits while having sex… she didn’t like that AT ALL."
"That sex without a condom is appropriate with a stranger you just met 2 minutes ago."
"Electricians and plumbers actually show up on time"
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Rasmus 3 year s ago
Well, damn. All this time I thought porn was the best way to learn stuff about things. Turns out everything I hold dear is a lie. Well, except for my dick when I'm watching porn. That shit's real as fuck...
