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 “My friends and I were SpongeBob, Patrick, and Gary. We looked great all together, but when separated at parties, everyone just asked if I was a unicorn or something.”
 
  
 TROLLS!
 
  
 “Tried to be an onion. Ended up a sperm. Most popular kid in the fifth grade.”
 
  
  
  
 A fart.
 
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
 