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  This hurts.
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  30 seconds after you put your tights on:
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  A problem all girls with long hair probably face:
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  Think twice before applying your lipstick and going out.
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  “I was sedated for a dentist appointment and remember absolutely nothing from it. It seemed like I was wide awake the entire time, which explains the pictures I just found on my phone.”
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  “Catch me with this cute curling iron burn on my face for the next week.”
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  “Me with and without makeup, but still cute”
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  “I got this mask thinking it’d be relaxing and nice. But it’s not relaxing at all! It has no mouth hole! I can’t talk or breathe! This makes me look like a movie villain!”
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  “After 5 years of doing my eyebrows, I just waxed off a part of one...please, send help!”
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  “It costs $40!”
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  “The way I want to spend my evening after a long work day”
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  Karl Marx, glamorous edition
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  The fastest way to lose weight:
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  “I thought the effect would be...different.”
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  Putting your jacket in the tumble dryer when your lipstick is in the pocket:
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  High heels are for strong souls.
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  Rule #1: Always keep all mirrors in mind!
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  “My waterproof camera sucked in water and died but left me this last image.”