 
 The Poker Face Mask
 
 The Dog Squeezer (a restraint), 1940
 
 The Dimple Maker, 1936
 
 The Baby Cage let city kids get fresh air... by hanging out of a window
 
 Robot answering machine
 
 The flying bicycle
 
 The personal submarine
 
 The Japanese "war tuba" which was used to locate enemy aircraft by sound prior to the invention of radar.
 
 The motorbike powered boat.
 
 The 1961 Buick "Flamingo" with a rotating front seat. Who needs seat belts?
 
 One of the first bullet proof vests, 1917.
 
 The lay-down side car.
 
 The Viophonograph
 
 Amphibious bicycle
 
 The family bicycle equipped with a sewing machine for mom
 
 An icemask which promised to beat hangovers, 1947
 
 Portable sauna
 
 A vibrating rubber finger that massaged your gums
 
 The Isolater which helped writers focus by blocking out all sights and sounds, 1925
 
 A toilet mask that bleached skin to remove "imperfections"
 
 A terrifying swim mask from the 1920s
 
 The Cone Face which protected makeup from the elements
 
 This "beauty micrometer" let users know where makeup needed to be applied, 1937
 
 The Baby Dangler
 
 Scrumptious bacon that cooked in a toaster
 
 The People Scooper - an attachment for your car
 
 The Scalp Molester - a massager made up of 480 articifical fingers
 
 The Pack Smoker, 1955
 
 The Egg Cuber for turning regular eggs into square eggs
 
 Clamps that helped to teach your kid to walk
 
 The Orgy Shower
 
 A box that blasted your head with ultraviolet rays in hopes of curing diseases
 
 Bikes for your feet
 
 Motorized roller skates, 1961
 
 A depressing hair growth hat that supposedly cured baldness
 
 A massive automatic hair dryer
 
 Revolver that took a photo every time it was fired
 
 Tiny umbrella for smoking on a rain day
 
 TV glasses decades before Google Glass, 1960s
 
 Venetian blind sunglasses
 
 Mouse scaring machine that made cat noises
 
 Tanning vending machines, which provided people with a 30 second spray for ten cents, 1930
 
 Pipe for two, 1949
 
 Pain free paddle, 1950
 
 The single-wheeled motorcycle
 
 Motorized surfboard
 
 Hair permer, 1930
 
 A pram to protect babies from a toxic gas attack
 
 The 2 inch television
 
 Inflatable life vests made from old tires
 
 The turkey blaster
#7 - Got to take a ride in one of those... way back when.
#25 - Worked pretty well but still messy as hell.
#45 - Featured in MiB 3