 
 When your date stands you up
 
 When your date's an Xbox
 
 When your date underdresses
 
 When your date's skirt gets more attention than yours
 
 When you're not allowed into the dance because your dress is see through
 
 When you're not allowed in even though your dress isn't see through
 
 When your date also asked someone else out
 
 When your dad photobombs you
 
 When you have to use a stool for the pictures
 
 When you can't pin the boutonnière on
 
 When your friend's thumb is in your mouth
 
 When you fall into a lake
 
 When you forgot to fill up the gas tank
 
 When you forget to make dinner reservations
 
 When your date gets all up on you
 
 When your date's twerking gets out of control
 
 When you're wearing a burlap sack
 
 When you're camouflaged
 
 When you're not camouflaged but everyone else is
 
 When everyone catches you sneaking a peek
 
 When you forget your pants

 
