Asians Know How to Live (84 pics + 3 gifs + 7 videos)
4 May 2012
They're good at art
They are meme factories
They have the best snacks
They have the best DVDs
Cat porn
They have better KFCs
Jackie Chan
He's cool and all, but it's really about the outfits.
He wore this outfit in a press shot.
They hold penis parades
They have cuter hospitals
They invented a bacon sandwich to top all bacon sandwiches
They have cuter planes
They have scarier horror movies
Their goths are gothier
They actually did something with their antiquated phone booths
They have cuter sexual fetishes
They have the cutest cats
They have the cutest dogs
Perfectly-folded shar-pei.
They have the cutest condoms
They make better music videos
I'd like to see Katy Perry top this.
They invented pandas
And RED pandas
Their nail art is more epic
Sriracha sauce is better than Tabasco
Rice is better than bread
Banh mi is better than any other kind of sandwich
They have more interesting massage techniques
They have the best alcohol products
BTW this stuff is amazing.
Their buildings are made out of rainbows
Buddhism is the coolest religion
They consider cats to be lucky
And not bad omens, like in SOME countries!
They get plastic surgery to look like Superman
He is much better-looking than Heidi Montag.
They have fun-loving politicians
They have fewer sweat glands
And are therefore evolutionarily superior.
Elderly Chinese people dress really cool
And so do the kids
They sing better
They invented cat ears you can control with your brain
They have more variety in their vending machines
This one sells crabs.
They have interesting hairstyles
They make American food better than Americans do
Weird DIY fast food kit.
They have better game shows
They have monkeys for waiters
They're better at wrestling
Kenny Omega vs a 9-year-old Japanese girl.
You can buy things you can't get anywhere else
There's a dwarf theme park
They hire animals to be car salesmen
There's a Naked Man Festival
I hear Burning Man is nothing compared to this.
They have the happiest city workers in the world
They keep tight-knit families
They have interesting weddings
They have the best sales
They appoint animals as their subway station managers
And the #1 Thing is...
They have the cutest babies.
She'll be 27 years on 5th May.
A lot of these aren't even true.
Shame! Shame! Shame!
#27
Pedobear condoms?